How strange

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

it’s not christmas without wilf on your dash 

just great highlights from leslie jones’s hollywood reporter interview about playing spanish jackie (which appears to be behind a paywall):

"if you make companies pay people more it will be harder for them to grow" "what if this business literally can't afford to pay everyone that much??"

This is definitely a plausible Hank moment, but only after a long episode of him misunderstanding and getting it ignorantly (but not maliciously) wrong at first, being distressed and confused about how he’s out of touch with the kids and gender ain’t simple like it used to be

“And you have all these so called whistleblowers claiming the government is putting chemicals in vaccines and food to make you one of them transgenders or homosexuals. But I’ve never seen a transgender support the government or one of those so-called “gay frogs”, so it makes you wonder what THEYRE really putting in this stuff. All I’m saying is that Chelsea Manning went to prison and Mr. Rogan is a millionaire, and you always gotta follow the money”

“Tell you what man, talkin’ ‘bout dang ‘ol critical gender theory man, ‘s all a construct, talkin’ ‘bout man’s man and real woman but I tell you what man, talkin’ ‘bout when the lights are off we all just dang ‘ol people man”

"Well I think she’s a real classy lady."

As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China

@normal-horoscopes