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my uber driver this morning noted my flyers shirt and asked mostly unprompted "so who is the best player in the nhl" and i was like distracted trying to send my update text to my client and i thought he was just making small talk so i said "well the easiest answer is mcdavid" and he says (passionately) "WRONG. Let me tell you. its this kid named connor bedard" and u should have seen me immediately stand at attention

I think, after the events of the movie, the Huntr/x gals develop codewords to use so they never get fooled by an imposter again.

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

yAy

salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.

Because I love you all.

Just made this and i mayve added a little more vanilla than intended, but still tastes AWESOME

omg the recipe

Post about increasingly niche stuff that nobody follows you for and barely has a tumblr presence NOW

That indie game no one else has played. That show from the 1980s that isn't big in the pop culture osmosis. Your deep dive into Tudor history. A liveblog of your experience learning C++. Your welding skills. Post all of it. This is your house

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone’s business

no matter how bad things are going at least you aren't watching instagram reels right now

gwen said the word archives and i felt like a dog who’s ears just pricked up…..

Gwen getting transmutation cases fuckin scares me