Yo.

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here

how do we get them to stop doing that

they also blink and move btw in case anyone was wondering if it could get worse

Well that’s just FANTASTIC.

@vague-magnus-archives @entities-of-posts

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

they should give bus and train drivers control of the aux so they can blast passengers with whatever music they choose. this would not improve the experience and in fact largely make it worse for everyone but i dont think that should stop them.

ROTI BUAYA MY BELOVED

spülmaschinenfest, eines der schönsten wörter das die deutsche sprache zu offerieren hat

Minuscule Beast