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Fun fact: a lot of universities use something called forced curve grading, which means that automatically, by design, a fixed number of students are already going to fail. They took something literally infinite, knowledge, understanding, competence, and manufactured scarcity around it. It's literally hazing with code; it's literally Whiplash (2014) with tests being really hard and knowing it's costing you thousands. A good school should be able to teach anyone anything, not actively try to force people out and claim rigor when THEY ARE THE ONES BEING LAZY IN THIS SCENARIO. ANY DUMBASS CAN WRITE A HARD TEST. BE ROBIN WILLIAMS IF I'M PAYING YOU THOUSANDS YOU FUCKS. GODDAMMIT. School shouldn't be traumatizing, actually!!!!!!!!

using the word 'parasocial' as a scold is so funny because is a paramedic not a medic??

“””””the loneliness crisis””””” is only extant because we all feel like we have to be in an Olive Garden commercial every second

I don’t know how hot a take this is but — it seems more cruel and evil to the soul of an animal to reject dairy. They have been through hell AND THEN if you say ‘what you have produced is unfit to touch’ like fuck me man if someone chained me to a desk to sew clothes all day and the people against my slavery also rejected the clothes I made it’d feel painful and wasteful.

100% here for jon dunking on ‘sportsball’ people