chelsea

winter is tough, but this is the price we pay for persephone being able to peg her husband in peace, so just accept it

what’s the mead sis........ the wenches are squabbling .......

please baby come back I promise I won't transmit horrific images into your mind via our psychic bond anymore

imagine having money wow i just got chills

that scene in matilda where miss honey finally snaps and yells “because shes a spectacularly wonderful child and i love her!” > all of quentin tarantino’s filmography 

Me, crabwalking out of my room in search of drink at 2 am: THORSTy… THORSTY….

letting my mom watch queer eye was a mistake. she just walked into my room, pointed at some clothes on my floor and said “hey. what would tan say about this???” and i just shuffled over to pick them up like a sad child cause i would want tan france to be proud of me :( fuck :(