idk the person that picked up my $20 facebook marketplace lamp seemed preeetty excited about it - kinda seemed like she had a hankerin for affixing a soul to it or something

i am being possessed by a turd goblin

just realized that my sexuality is people who look like animal crossing characters

is it just me or are the cabela’s parking spots a foot wider than normal

they should do a twilight zone spinoff called the normal zone and it’s all about the normal zone and whatnot

tit dirt is the best abrasive

they should make tomagotchis for tumblr

you’re an adult. you get those scooby doo fruit snacks.

just realized wikipedia is the best social media but i heard tumblr already knows that

homosexual varsity wrestler.. how ya doin?

if cornbread was a genre, would you listen?