the prettiest star

I appreciate the very real disgust on his face in the second gif. 

i bet rob pattinson just rang him up and screamed don’t do it in the phone

I bet this phonecall happened at 2am with no greeting and Dan knew exactly who it was and why.

I bet Robert Pattinson has made it his mission in life to prevent people from taking shitty roles that will haunt them forever and everyone in Hollywood knows it and now he’s like the Acting Avenger

the Acting Avenger

noropro noropro OH MY GOD

I need to lie down. And possibly also take an aspirin.

noropro OMFG WE COULD HAVE HAD IT AAAAAAALLLLLLLL

*cries quietly in a corner*

FUCK these are amazing

OH GOD

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

CORRECT RESPONSE.

Or you’ll be suiting up like the rest of us. (x)