Oh, god, that show has really gone off the rails.

(“Leslie and Ron,” aired January 20, 2015)

Bonus:

“This is the big reveal that’s mirrored in the game of mahjong. Rachel draws a tile in mahjong. It’s a set-building game; it’s very much like poker, so you can draw a card that gives you the win. So Rachel draws the win, but instead of winning, she lets Eleanor have [the winning tile], and so that mirrors the dialogue because what she tells Eleanor in that moment is, ‘Your son has proposed to me, but because I don’t want him to lose his relationship with his mother, I am going to say no and in the future, when he marries someone you think is appropriate, you’re going to remember that that’s because of me.” ~ Bourree Lam, journalist

don’t ask someone out as a joke tomorrow

don’t tell someone you cheated as a joke tomorrow

don’t tell someone you’re pregnant as a joke tomorrow

don’t spread a rumor as a joke tomorrow

don’t break up with someone as a joke tomorrow

don’t call someone ugly or fat as a joke tomorrow

don’t hurt someone as a joke tomorrow