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recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

#office/bedroom #because it's where i spend most of my time everyday #and if i have to get up and do something in a different room #my lazy ass will be like “eh i'll do it [it being taking my medications] later”#and then later comes and i go to bed instead

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kingcatnine

reminding everyone to wear sunscreen because the sun is a deadly laser: 😁😊

having to spend 10 minutes slathering yourself in grease just to safely be outside in the sun for 20 minutes. because the sun is a deadly laser: 😐👎

#me who's so milk pale they don't have makeup options pale enough for my skin;#“yeah i think i'll just-”#[digs into my closet and hides in the dark corner with a fan pointed at me]#“this is better than being slicked up in anti-sun grease”

spin-the-wheel-polls

you have won a lifetime supply of this

How do you feel?

good!

I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH

im drowning in my supply help

Eh it's okay

BAD. VERY BAD

results/other

Remaining time: 8 hours 2 minutes

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

#i don't go out often enough to warrant wearing hats #but i suppose if that third point is true i have a passive option to just sell loads of hats until i die #is it one hat a month though? one per day's worth delivered all at once?#Attempting to ebay 12 hats per year vs 365 hats per year is vastly different

shithowdy

saw a deer

#what my dad sees at 2am in the dark kitchen #rustling the cracker sleeves

drempen

Had all his fingies out for No Reason

#spready

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fibul

the idea of not using an adblocker on youtube is crazy when most videos have a paid sponsor segment and other bits of straight up shilling built into the video itself. like even with the adblocker i'm already subjected to ads. and they want me to watch even MORE ads? brother, don't piss me off

#i have to double down with adblockers AND a sponsorblock because technically the sponsor segment isn't an /ad/#or #well #it is but like #not an unskippable ad compared to the real unskippable things

spin-the-wheel-polls

I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but

This tumblr sexyman is your son!

Are you proud of him

yes!

somewhat

I shouldn't be but yes

No

NO.

I'm disowning him

I am scared of him

Results

Voting ended onJun 24

(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

I got Bill Cipher 😁

#i would be a better mother than his actual mom given i would actually be there #not to mention my son would be a fucking doctor #very proud of doof #your son is a 10/10 except he has beef with a platypus for some reason #[mom curse would get me though where i didn't believe his more insane antics]#[like what do you mean your death ray turned into a cotton candy sculpture at the county faire]

elizabethrobertajones

shaking and trembling, I amass all my crafting skills to place the sammich in a tupperware

#if the crafting fails it just means the sandwich got stuck on the way in and now it's like #crooked #have to scrap the whole lunch box it's ruined

unpeeled-human

just have to make sure

#me tryna get past remornia when i kill denathrius too fast

catasters

#six total are oranges #2 are semi-orange #the rest probably have an orange ancestor #normal cat weirdo behavior #nodnod

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catasters

#effervescent

spin-the-wheel-polls

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

oswinunknown

BROTHER IM BACK AT SQUARE ONE

#you can turn invisible but it leaves bold marks on your body #WHAT AM I A FUCKIN TIGER?#BIG KITTY LIKE A CHEETAH?#I just need to find the RIGHT BUSH TO BE INVISIBLE?

greelin

best storylines are the ones where the wildest most off-the-wall shit occurs, one thing after another, unrelenting, and then at the end you realize it’s been happening over the course of like.. just a week. everyone’s been having a HELL of a week in that universe. that shit was happening on a thursday. of all days.

#i say this ALL the damn time for ffxiv #like #WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS WAS ALL DONE IN A YEAR PRE DT??#WE FOUGHT LIKE 6 WARS AND THE CHANGING OF THE CENTURY #hells i'm not even sure dt is the beginning of the 3 year timeskip as some people have claimed #dt is probably november in the Year The Sucks for the WoL

daily-pokemon-polls

You are trying to move into an apartment with your favorite Pokemon. The building is strict about which Pokemon are allowed inside but it’s super affordable. How hard do you think it will be to convince the landlord to let you keep it in the building?

Easy as can be, perfect apartment dweller

Might take some convincing

Basically a coin flip

It will be an uphill battle but I might be able to, while saying goodbye to my deposit

No increased rent, deposit or argument could convince any landlord to let us in

You are trying to move into an apartment with your favorite Pokemon. The building is strict about which Pokemon are allowed inside but it’s super affordable. How hard do you think it will be to convince the landlord to let you keep it in the building?

Easy as can be, perfect apartment dweller

Might take some convincing

Basically a coin flip

It will be an uphill battle but I might be able to

No increased rent, deposit or argument could convince any landlord to let us in

I am the landlord/other/results

Voting ended onMay 15

#i feel like a cutiefly would be easy enough to “might take some convincing” as it's just like #you know #maybe at worst keep it in a tank #like anyone keeping rollypollys or beetles or whatever #but landlords are usually fucking losers and would balk at ANY creature being kept whatsoever #even just a like #fly #a fly that might be treated more like a parrot in any case

c-rowlesdraws

Oh big stretch!! And Lace letting an impulsive thought win.

#the fight or flight full body tense that overcomes me when my dad makes a gesture like he's gonna gut jab me if i stretch near him #he has since stopped doing this of course #but i did have to bite him in retaliation #he got the message loud and clear

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