No Iâm not attracted to you. Quit your evil putting your finger under my chin to make me look up at you. I know Iâm your nemesis and all but we really need to set some boundaries when youâve got me tied up like this.
No look I get it. Youâve got your evil plan, youâve gotta get me out of the way but you also want to see me suffer as I watch the world burn, I know. But like, Iâm not into this. Sexually or otherwise. Wait, you thought I was doing this because I liked you? Iâm trying to stop you from using a death laser. No I donât think death lasers are sexy what on earth are you talking about
Wait. Thatâs why you dress like that? I thought that armor was impractical. No I donât find our relationship to be homoerotic I find it to be tedious. Look, man. We all keep trying to get you into therapy. No Iâm not kink shaming you Iâm saying youâve completely misinterpreted this relationship. I actually do think you should answer for your war crimes. Yes, really. No youâre the one not listening to me in this situation. Yes that is the alarm the others will have cut all your wires and called in the fbi by now.
What do you mean you thought we had something special? I have other enemies. Youâre not the only one. No Iâm not doing kinky things with them either I blow up their nefarious devices. Speaking of which, you might want to move likeâĻ ten feet to your right.
No, enemies to enemies. And then still enemies.
Cannot stress enough how lovers will never be part of this equation even a little bit
The henchmen in the tags who have been assuring the villain since the beginning that âof course he likes you back, why else would he keep coming to destroy your death lasersâ
The henchmen have been reading too many romance novels.
Awfully defensive are we? I think the henchmen are onto something.
You know I didnât intend for this character I made up to be aromantic but this whole post has turned into being arospec at a family reunion simulator
Enemies to Queerplatonic
Unrequited love to enemies god fucking willing
