No Iβm not attracted to you. Quit your evil putting your finger under my chin to make me look up at you. I know Iβm your nemesis and all but we really need to set some boundaries when youβve got me tied up like this.
No look I get it. Youβve got your evil plan, youβve gotta get me out of the way but you also want to see me suffer as I watch the world burn, I know. But like, Iβm not into this. Sexually or otherwise. Wait, you thought I was doing this because I liked you? Iβm trying to stop you from using a death laser. No I donβt think death lasers are sexy what on earth are you talking about
Wait. Thatβs why you dress like that? I thought that armor was impractical. No I donβt find our relationship to be homoerotic I find it to be tedious. Look, man. We all keep trying to get you into therapy. No Iβm not kink shaming you Iβm saying youβve completely misinterpreted this relationship. I actually do think you should answer for your war crimes. Yes, really. No youβre the one not listening to me in this situation. Yes that is the alarm the others will have cut all your wires and called in the fbi by now.
What do you mean you thought we had something special? I have other enemies. Youβre not the only one. No Iβm not doing kinky things with them either I blow up their nefarious devices. Speaking of which, you might want to move likeβ¦ ten feet to your right.
No, enemies to enemies. And then still enemies.
Cannot stress enough how lovers will never be part of this equation even a little bit
The henchmen in the tags who have been assuring the villain since the beginning that βof course he likes you back, why else would he keep coming to destroy your death lasersβ
The henchmen have been reading too many romance novels.
Awfully defensive are we? I think the henchmen are onto something.
You know I didnβt intend for this character I made up to be aromantic but this whole post has turned into being arospec at a family reunion simulator
Enemies to Queerplatonic
Unrequited love to enemies god fucking willing
