really oxidized coin fell out of my wallet and I said out loud to the cashier “oh no, my yucky penny”
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we're not kids anymore.

I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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really oxidized coin fell out of my wallet and I said out loud to the cashier “oh no, my yucky penny”

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so-called “free thinkers” when there’s a jar of mayonnaise on your car’s roof 🙄
Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?
100% guarantee I'll want a second date
It's significantly more likely
The odds don't change
It's significantly less likely
There wont be a second date. Absolutely not
Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r
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idk anything about this but I love it
If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.
Thanks @slightlylightly founded by Sunny Somrat, This is SSFood Challenge
The players in and around Bangladesh play and are rewarded with food even losers get food. The combination of colorful games and the feel-good factor of nobody going home empty-handed has given Somrat a genuine hit.

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My desktop wallpaper cycles between these two images so every 10 minutes I am overwhelmed by the loss of my horse or overcome by the fear of its return.
When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*
HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!
The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!
the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet
a lick of yoghurt for the smallest and youngest animal on earth
a lick of yoghurt
for the smallest and youngest
animal on earth
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
𝐵𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑜𝑔𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑎 𝑐ℎ𝑟𝑦𝑠𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑦𝑚𝑎, a new species of lungless salamander (Plethodontidae) is described from Amazonian Peru. This species was found along the Yuyapichis River, a region of exceptional biodiversity, but one under serious and growing pressure from illegal gold mining.
"When threatened, some individuals displayed a coiled antipredator posture which we speculate could represent a bird dropping mimesis."
𝗥𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗧𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲
Translating phylogeny into taxonomy: a new plethodontid salamander species, genus 𝐵𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑜𝑔𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑎, from Amazonian Peru
Open-access - https://www.tandfonline.com/.../10.../01650521.2026.2665359
𝗖𝗶𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
Glaw, F., Köhler, J., Castillo-Urbina, E., Siu-Ting, K., Santa-Cruz, R., Aguilar-Puntriano, C., … Vences, M. (2026). Translating phylogeny into taxonomy: a new plethodontid salamander species, genus 𝐵𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑜𝑔𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑎, from Amazonian Peru. Studies on Neotropical Fauna and Environment, 1–19. https://doi.org/10.1080/01650521.2026.2665359
He's fucking desiccated

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Go my scarab
celestia is such a funny character like she's constantly manipulating twilight and friends to do shit instead of just asking and you could arguably frame that as being bc she's a "god" and pushing fate to her design or whatever, except that she engages with the group like a normal and relatable person, which makes it more like villainous machinations, except 90% of this manipulation goes towards things like "I don't want my party to be boring shit again. put my little country girl blorbos in there with zero prep so they fuck it up bad"
you think you've fucked anything up around princess celestia and she's like heh. no worries. all according to keikaku
Celestia instantly makes more sense as a character when you ignore the princess stuff and remember that she's a 1000+ years old wizard. Of course she does manipulative trickster stuff to teach moral lessons and/or cause chaos to amuse herself, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course sometimes she's actually socially awkward and bad at personal relationships and has bad ideas that she thought were good that result in her eating shit embarrassing style, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course she lets the aristocrats and nobles run around being assholes she's still running on wizard advisor programming, she's basically trying to merlin the entire upper class of equestria instead of just a king and some knights. "Yeah uuhhh we'll release the incarnation of chaos himself from his ancient prison because we think this shy girl can be friends with him", terrible plan if you're thinking like a ruler, amazing plan if you're thinking like a wizard. Just look at Canterlot 'Castle' for five seconds and ask yourself if that's in any way a castle. No. Wizard tower, yes. Wizard.
You are so right actually
Catastrophize Benedictine
Forgetful Ice Cream Sandwich
Executive Dysfunction Cake n’ Ice Cream
Unfocused Cereal
sensitive rice
Migraine Grits
Distraction Donut.
Leg-Jiggle M&Ms
Panic Cheese
Dread Tiffin
Despair Mint
Insomnia Lucky Charm
Deterritorialization Strawberry
Lethargy sandwich
Constant Stress Salmon
Anxiety Iced Tea
Anxious Apple Juice goes hard
or Dissociation Rice if we’re being real specific about the food part
Mood Swings Red Bull
@counting-horses please let at least one of these be real
This post contains 52 horses (84.9% of the post)
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Catastrophize Benedictine
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🐴 @dumbthinmint
Forgetful Ice Cream Sandwich
🍎 @viostormcaller
Executive Dysfunction Cake n’ Ice Cream
♞ @isa-ghost
Unfocused Cereal
𓃗 @everyone-loves-purple
sensitive rice
♞ @andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels
Migraine Grits
🐎 @snarklordofthesith
Distraction Donut.
🥕 @jadelyn
Leg-Jiggle M&Ms
🎠 @moniquill
Panic Cheese
🥕 @elodieunderglass
Dread Tiffin
🦄 @spaceshipoftheseus
Despair Mint
🦄 @thelawfulchaotic
Insomnia Lucky Charm
🎠 @syinthome-kaleidoscope
Deterritorialization Strawberry
🦄 @barely-an-artist
Lethargy sandwich
🥕 @randomfruit666
Constant Stress Salmon
🎠 @cedar-is-a-nerd
Anxiety Iced Tea
🥕 @consumerofshorthomies
Anxious Apple Juice goes hard
or Dissociation Rice if we’re being real specific about the food part
♞ @theboredvoid
Mood Swings Red Bull
♞ @starving-little-orphan-boy
@counting-horses please let at least one of these be real
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Aww Tiffin is a grandchild of the Tetrarch, that’s cute!
A tribute piece of crossover fanart for Knights of the Light Table's work on what's now two of my favorite music videos of all time: Starlight Brigade and Neon Odyssey. I was so moved and inspired by their latest animation, and the pure artistry and passion that went into it, that I had to draw something to celebrate both with a shared theme of space. Thought it be cool to team up Strive and Pyke in one image. They're my big favs and I really wanted to do them justice while pushing myself on the background to hopefully capture that wonder and awe of space. :) Starlight Brigade Neon Odyssey
It should be noted that a crossover between these two will actually be a reality if Neon Odyssey's Kickstarter hits $15 million, which will fund a Starlight Brigade extension adventure. No joke-- the Avantris crew just announced it in a livestream on Saturday.
So yeah, Heilos here unknowingly manifested it. Y'all know what to do next.
THIS IS REAL AND VERY TRUE LOOK:
YA'LL, IF YOU'VE EVER LOVED THIS MUSIC VIDEO AND THESE CHARACTERS WHILE WANTING MORE OF THEM IN SOME CAPACITY, THEN PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD AND/OR DONATE! They have to hit the 15 million goal by the final day minimum to get this mini campaign made with the Starlight Brigade cast included in the Neon Odyssey setting D&D books! It's not that far off either considering how much they've blown through previous stretch goals too!
KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN HERE
A tribute piece of crossover fanart for Knights of the Light Table's work on what's now two of my favorite music videos of all time: Starlight Brigade and Neon Odyssey. I was so moved and inspired by their latest animation, and the pure artistry and passion that went into it, that I had to draw something to celebrate both with a shared theme of space. Thought it be cool to team up Strive and Pyke in one image. They're my big favs and I really wanted to do them justice while pushing myself on the background to hopefully capture that wonder and awe of space. :) Starlight Brigade Neon Odyssey
It should be noted that a crossover between these two will actually be a reality if Neon Odyssey's Kickstarter hits $15 million, which will fund a Starlight Brigade extension adventure. No joke-- the Avantris crew just announced it in a livestream on Saturday.
So yeah, Heilos here unknowingly manifested it. Y'all know what to do next.
THIS IS REAL AND VERY TRUE LOOK:
YA'LL, IF YOU'VE EVER LOVED THIS MUSIC VIDEO AND THESE CHARACTERS WHILE WANTING MORE OF THEM IN SOME CAPACITY, THEN PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD AND/OR DONATE! They have to hit the 15 million goal by the final day minimum to get this mini campaign made with the Starlight Brigade cast included in the Neon Odyssey setting D&D books! It's not that far off either considering how much they've blown through previous stretch goals too!
KICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN HERE

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