No me importa.

"No, no, no! Don't put that in yet!"

"Are you sure that you cooked it all the way?"

"Well, something definitely smells good in here."

"Are you... baking?"

"Here, you stir this while I set the oven temperature."

"Do you wanna lick the bowl?"

"It's boiling over!"

"Uh, that looks a little... overcooked."

"You got some batter on your face."

"What is this mess?"

"Why are you covered in flour?"

"Are you sure you're supposed to add that much sugar?"

"Ouch! That pan in hot!"

"Don't take that out of the oven with your bare hands!"

"I don't think you know how to use a mixer."

"Wash your hands, and then you can help me."

"Those aren't quite done."

"Does something smell burnt to you?"

"You’re welcome."

“It’s like kissing my brother/sister!”

“Why haven’t we ever hooked up?”

"You’ve got crazy-eyes..”

“I think I’m really in to her.”

“I’m surrounded by children.”

“It’s just really hard when someone you care about moves on before you do.”

"..I'm also gay."

“Have you read my blog? My life is a mess.”

“Truth is, I can’t hate someone I don’t care about.”

“You’re never gonna be alone, okay? You’ve got me.”

“In case you were wondering, I’m calling from hell.”

"Friends... With benefits."

“You don’t know what it’s like to be surrounded by all of the girls who can eat everything and do everything and they’re perfect!”

“You have nice abs... I get it!”

"I thought I was okay with seeing other people, but I'm not."

“As your best friend, it’s my job to embarrass you.”

“Figure out what you want, because I’m tired of being your secret.”

“I fucked your girlfriend!”

“Thank you for being my hero.”

“If you drink enough wine it tastes like love.”