General Waste

I was looking at a funny little toy, mayhaps as a treat for myself, and I saw "stress relief pig" in the listing title and started laughing to myself, my stress relief pig... Users of this website who shall remain unnamed have altered my view of the humble swine into a beast to be laughed at... #MyStressReliefPig

pretty sure i've seen this thing getting the shitt beat out of him. pretty sure he's not alive anymore.

That's not true he can't be. He has to be alive. You're lying because you want to see me cry. He is full of sand and like a brother to me. He has to live.

does ringo starr still have the elf stones or did he return them to the silverwood? i know there was a pressure campaign a few years back

he's cagey about it but reputable sources say ringo starr still has the elf stones

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

i love those blinking red lights they put on top of radio towers and windmills and skyscrapers etc, theyre like electronic flowers or something to me

I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again

They are so beautiful.... I love this..