You’re Gonna Have To Look Me In The Eye.

women were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

reading the secret history…. are these guys gonna kiss or what

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

I know his tailor is stressed bro look at this man wearing a suit to fix a pothole

I bet he opens his closet to the same suits with some slightly different ties like SpongeBob.

I bet if he took off his suit there’d be a suit underneath

barter economics

my foot hanging off the bed i don't even care anymore just let the monster take me ...