You’re Gonna Have To Look Me In The Eye.

I like how every leader of the UK resigns in disgrace and humiliation now

lets start blair witching it in the corner. together

is that simple task bothering you queen

at the jfk museum. this place is kind of objectively funny as hell i think

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

i think theres this idea in the general public that the "best" fanfic gets turned into real books like 50 shades of grey. but the truth is that the best fanfic can never be published as an actual book because its intricately woven into the canon material so its inseparable even if you change the names

Y’all don’t ignore people enough. That’s why you stressed out.

no one has written a book about ships or sailing or the sea. it just isn't possible.

"I asked Chat GPT" — well, I asked Mother Nature and she said your brain and soul are rotting inside of you.