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Wow, we're really making history tonight. A woman? Taking over as a leader following a coup d'état? Glass ceiling #cancelldt 😍

You know there's some imbecilic ghoul working on an oped right now to argue that the coup is a big win for feminism

let 👏 women 👏 organize 👏 ethnic 👏 cleansing

im a bar of soap and God is an instagram girl with acrylic nails and a box cutter

i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire

weird little man with a weird little plan

Soulja boy told em

probably bad rpg ideas: your whole campaign is just a game of american football, following all the relevant rules, which you at no point reveal to your players

all the time and money you used to spend on makeup and hair? spend it on weed instead. that’s what feminism is all about folks

@localsadghoul

me watching the olympics: where’s mario and sonic

Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, I’m going to be extremely tasteless about it. It’s going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I don’t want any call-outs in my inbox, I’m stating right now that lines will be crossed.

Anyways all of y’all AND the evil that literally lives inside of you are invited to the sick ass house party I’m throwing when lord dampnut kicks the bucket

I feel like all you Americans need to take a look at what happened here in the UK after Maggie Thatcher died. Because when it comes to tasteless celebrations fuelled by anger and the death of a hated political leader, we REALLY pushed the boat out. We had street parties. We had burning effigies. We pushed “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” to the top of the charts out of sheer hatred. Bone up kiddos, and I really hope you manage to do that truly American thing, of dramatically outdoing us with your celebrations.

Reblogging for last comment.

2018 Goals

Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free

Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?

Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?

I want to move to Canada just because their money is so cool

I should be able to sue men who touch me without permission

Under Icelandic settlement law I can kill people who call me names

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SNATCHED

@noreallyitsbebo