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Also, could someone please make fanart of this insane fic? I wanna see what insanity would come out of this.
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Also, could someone please make fanart of this insane fic? I wanna see what insanity would come out of this.

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EMERGENCY: My apartment is infested with bed bugs
I am so, so sorry to be here asking for help. I've been trying to handle this on my own, but I've spent more than I had trying to handle it. The long and short of it is that there are bed bugs in my apartment, and I can't afford to treat them on my own.
We've been trying to deal with this since the beginning of the month. We don't know who brought them into the building or how. We hadn't been to visit anyone or had been visited by anyone when the bites started to appear, and it took us a few days after that to realize what we were dealing with. We never expected this would be something we would ever have to deal with in our lifetime, but this has been our entire lives this month.
It has been half a week since we've had any bites or seen any bed bugs, but my sister just had one crawling on her pillow just tonight. This means we need to do more treatments and more visits to the laundromat.
And in trying to treat these bed bugs, we've spent more money than we could afford. We're not going to be able to make rent. We can't afford to get bed frames to get our mattresses off the floor, and at this point we're planning on throwing our mattresses out entirely and getting air mattresses to replace them for the time being. But we can't afford that either, and we honestly NEED bed frames to put bed bug interceptors under them.
But we can't afford that, if we don't even have enough money in the bank right now to make rent by the end of the month. Doing this makes me sick, but I need to ask for help, or else I risk losing my apartment, spending every penny we have trying to get rid of an infestation we didn't cause.
If you can, please, please consider sending a donation. Anything would help more than you can ever imagine.
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UPDATE: My sister's dresser was infested
My sister found herself with new bites after not seeing any for a few days, and she found another place they seemed to be hiding. Her dresser. She found them crawling around in her pants.
We have tossed out the dresser entirely, but taking all of our clothes to the laundromat is expensive because we have to wash and dry on the highest setting, which costs more than normal loads. And on top of having to clean our clothes, we're going to need temporary containers to put her clothes in until we can get her a new dresser, more than likely once we've cleared the infestation.
Please, please donate if you can, or share this if you can't. This month has been a living nightmare.
EMERGENCY: My apartment is infested with bed bugs
I am so, so sorry to be here asking for help. I've been trying to handle this on my own, but I've spent more than I had trying to handle it. The long and short of it is that there are bed bugs in my apartment, and I can't afford to treat them on my own.
We've been trying to deal with this since the beginning of the month. We don't know who brought them into the building or how. We hadn't been to visit anyone or had been visited by anyone when the bites started to appear, and it took us a few days after that to realize what we were dealing with. We never expected this would be something we would ever have to deal with in our lifetime, but this has been our entire lives this month.
It has been half a week since we've had any bites or seen any bed bugs, but my sister just had one crawling on her pillow just tonight. This means we need to do more treatments and more visits to the laundromat.
And in trying to treat these bed bugs, we've spent more money than we could afford. We're not going to be able to make rent. We can't afford to get bed frames to get our mattresses off the floor, and at this point we're planning on throwing our mattresses out entirely and getting air mattresses to replace them for the time being. But we can't afford that either, and we honestly NEED bed frames to put bed bug interceptors under them.
But we can't afford that, if we don't even have enough money in the bank right now to make rent by the end of the month. Doing this makes me sick, but I need to ask for help, or else I risk losing my apartment, spending every penny we have trying to get rid of an infestation we didn't cause.
If you can, please, please consider sending a donation. Anything would help more than you can ever imagine.
And if you can't, please reblog this. Getting more eyes on this will be a huge help in increasing the chances that my sister and I find help. I am so, so sorry.
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Hisoka is joining the gbf x hxh collab.
My top 4 killers (anime) that I want to see in dead by daylight.
Well after Kaneki was officially announced as a killer in the next Dead by Daylight update I see many possibilities and here are 4 that I really want to see in the game.
4- Ryomen Sukuna
3- Muzan Kibutsuji
2- Donquixote Doflamingo
1- Dio Brando
@howlingday @infoglitch @gorillageek27 @dicknouget @iheartmothz
I wanna see your takes.
Im fucking mad you took dio and while I don't play DBD fuck you I'm still doing this.
Give me mothafucking-
4 - katana man from chainsaw man (look id say denji but we are doing villains in this bitch)
Next is obviously
3 - fucking mahito
THIS FUCK NEEDS TO BE IN THAT BITCH! I NEED IT
2 - KING BRADLEY
Id like to say envy but I don't know how the fuck that would work tbh
Lastly. My FAVORITE anime villain
1 - yoshikage kira
I. NEED. KILLER QUEEN. RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW!
What, No Hisoka?

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What If I only use mobile devices like the IPad or Android? What do I do then?
Would I be screwed?
Boothill in Mhw's Ancient Forest
I wanna see fanart of that, now.
Am I good to talk monster hunter sampard with you? Because the brain worms are burrowing lmfao.
Malfestio is *chef's kiss* for Sampo. Especially cuz I'm considering them havin em means they also use their armour? Imaginin Samp in Malfestio X armour brings much joy and you know he'd be extra af and modify em for maximum cleavage/side showcasing XD
Also leanin more towards Jin for Gepard because of the armour thing too. Tho I adore Gammoth, she is so fun to fight and look at T-T. That does bode the question of their weapons tho.
You got any unorthodox ideas? I really wanna say Sampo would be a kinsect kreature flyin about everywhere but the dual blades are right there n in MHGU they even have tornado/wind hunter arts T-T It's like they were made specifically for him!
As for Gep, I tend to favour the fast weapons (n glaive cuz weeee) so I'm not entirely sure. Only thing I can think of is Gunlance cuz big shieldā¢ļø
I'm super interested in what you'd choose, tho! Also, if you have any specific weapons (Twin Star/Zakun Twins, etc) you'd have in mind?? š š š
you can absolutely talk monster hunter sampard with me, glad the brain worms have gotten someone else :)
Iām really happy with how this sampo turned out Iām starting to get how to draw him
Im mixing the main line and story games together so having a monster isnt the most unusual, also I have so manny ideas for who has what monsters but Iāll go into that later otherwise this will be WAY too long
but I will say that yeah Geps absolutely getting a Jin that stays out side the city because heās way too big and scary. The guards in the restricted zone absolutely adore him tho once they realised heās a giant radiator
as for weapons and armour you hit the nail on the head Sampo is definitely modifying a set of nightcloack malfestio armour and while some other weapons are fun to think about, dual blades are right there. I donāt have a specific set in mind but heās def running some kind of status build probably sleep or exhaust
With Gepards armour I went with frostfang because itās so close to his design anyway and for weapons I wanted to say charge blade because big shield and elemental burst (not just because itās my main I swear) but after fighting savage omega so much in wilds I have to give the lance players the respect they deserve because thatās THE tank weapon right there. I do want to get a bit unorthodox with it tho by saying that gep was running around with an ice element gun lance but after loosing his arm he wasnāt able to use that anymore so now he has the shield and the element gun part has been modified to be part of his prosthetic arm by Serval so he can still go about punching ice at things like in game
Could you also give us some armor for Argenti and Boothill?
as one of the three remaining standing sampard fans, i think hoyoverse should bring sampo back to belobog and have him and gepard make out. just a thought
Or at least have them FREAKING INTERACT!!!
Hoyo constantly refuses to feed us Sampard fans and Iām REALLY getting sick of it!

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Beelzebub joins the Evokers, gets naked, refuses to elaborate and leaves
yeah, this is my ideal version of the event <3 hes demonstrating his ultimate power over them, obviously
What event is that?
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Episode 998: The Six Inherited Wings
Translator Notes:
Ohhh lawdy lawdy.Ā This comic, though.Ā This is the raunchiest Iāve ever seen Belial.Ā This is the cleanest I could possibly make him without losing the spirit of the original script.Ā TheĀ ācomeā double entendre is the ikuĀ word I talked about earlier, andĀ āclimaxā is the best English analogue I could think of to translate the double entendre in the Japanese tassuru, which literally meansĀ āto arrive atā.Ā In the Japanese version, he basically just literally saidĀ āIām going to come/arriveā, and the cleanest way I could think of to translate this was for him to be engaging in innuendo about hisĀ āpowerāĀ āclimaxingā instead.Ā I think this makes for a funnier joke, anyway.Ā The original is absurdly forthright about what heās saying.
Beelzebub, at Belial:
Beelzebub joins the Evokers, gets naked, refuses to elaborate and leaves
yeah, this is my ideal version of the event <3 hes demonstrating his ultimate power over them, obviously
What event is that?
Also apparently according to Grand Blues Wilnas is also an actual dad which, probably isn't canon and just a joke but that was not a plot twist I was expecting to run into today.
Oh yeah!!!
like it shouldn't be true because the dragons just woke up from their slumbers and Wilnas seems to be discovering the mortal world, so him being a dad shouldn't be likely
BUT it has been a theory for a long time that he might be Grea's father, a girl that appears in the Magic School's saga and who happens to be half dragon, with her dragon father being a powerful fire one she has never known. This theory has been spread a lot and i genuinely dont know if it's just because Wilnas is the first fire dragon that comes to mind and was called a dad in granblues, or if there's more in Grea's stories that pushed that. (I remember the theory being discussed more when her Light unit came out and i know you meet her mom in it- but personally i only read the magical school saga with Tsubasa's events so i barely know Grea outside from vague knowledge and her appearance in Anne's FE)
So like... I'm still doubtful because of the whole slumber thing, but there's still a slim possibility that if Granblues isnt fucking with us for once, if Wilnas really has a child and if this chara was introduced in granblue, if all those ifs are filled up seriously, then it has to be Grea.
Which is WILD and now i really just. Wonder about it because yeah most likely not ........ BUT WHAT IF. WHAT IF.
Please show us that comic.
it's comics 1534! Wilnas' first comics appearance
Thanks!
Also apparently according to Grand Blues Wilnas is also an actual dad which, probably isn't canon and just a joke but that was not a plot twist I was expecting to run into today.
Oh yeah!!!
like it shouldn't be true because the dragons just woke up from their slumbers and Wilnas seems to be discovering the mortal world, so him being a dad shouldn't be likely
BUT it has been a theory for a long time that he might be Grea's father, a girl that appears in the Magic School's saga and who happens to be half dragon, with her dragon father being a powerful fire one she has never known. This theory has been spread a lot and i genuinely dont know if it's just because Wilnas is the first fire dragon that comes to mind and was called a dad in granblues, or if there's more in Grea's stories that pushed that. (I remember the theory being discussed more when her Light unit came out and i know you meet her mom in it- but personally i only read the magical school saga with Tsubasa's events so i barely know Grea outside from vague knowledge and her appearance in Anne's FE)
So like... I'm still doubtful because of the whole slumber thing, but there's still a slim possibility that if Granblues isnt fucking with us for once, if Wilnas really has a child and if this chara was introduced in granblue, if all those ifs are filled up seriously, then it has to be Grea.
Which is WILD and now i really just. Wonder about it because yeah most likely not ........ BUT WHAT IF. WHAT IF.
Please show us that comic.

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F/O Reblog Game
Since Monster Hunter Stories 3 is coming out next year, I wanted to do this fun little game. Give me an f/o (multiple is okay!) and I'll assign them a Monstie based on personality/vibes! ((For those unfamiliar, a monstie is basically a monster hunter monster partner that they ride and fight with))
Example - I'd assign Blade from HSR, Hellblade Glavenus as his Monstie
How about Belial from Granblue Fantasy?
Hi! Thanks for playing again!
Hmm, based off of Belial's vibes I would assign him Deviljho. Something about him screams voracious hunger to me.
Thanks again for playing :)
Horngry VS Hangry
F/O Reblog Game
Since Monster Hunter Stories 3 is coming out next year, I wanted to do this fun little game. Give me an f/o (multiple is okay!) and I'll assign them a Monstie based on personality/vibes! ((For those unfamiliar, a monstie is basically a monster hunter monster partner that they ride and fight with))
Example - I'd assign Blade from HSR, Hellblade Glavenus as his Monstie
How about Belial from Granblue Fantasy?