Jesper

Feral Crab Friday

floating down the river styx on an inflatable donut and high-fiving all the lost souls i pass. i'm on vacation

ibuprofen and sink water is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette…

im starting to think some of you guys might not be okay

please respect european cultural dishes

o great Lord of the swampe, what ist thou wisdome?

mmmm,,,, drink the Moss

girls night

it’s sooo sad when u see all these research papers by the same 2 ppl and then u see 1 where only one of them is credited… where’s ur little buddy don’t tell me u broke up </3

If you're at my funeral and you think it's a little boring, just spice it up. Drink a little too much. Flirt with a few people here and there. Start a fight. It's what I would've wanted

You can carbon date this post by its shade of blue

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean.