I could be the person writing one time verification codes. 873726. 290971. 041452. 667656. It comes naturally to me.

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever

how is it mario day and no one posted the essay

Happy MAR10 day, how is this paper only a year old?

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

the shit you do to make a dying phone work when you dont wanna buy a new phone is amazing. my phone no longer charges unless i plug and unplug the charger exactly ten times & then flip the charger around then it works. I dont want to say i have to fuck the port a little bit first but i have to fuck the port a little bit first

I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real

everyone line up i've got one bottle of testosterone gel and there's 17,000 of you i'm about to pull a move not seen since jesus did the bread and fish glitch 2000 years ago

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

there's a lot to bitch about re: supernatural but at least it was made in 2005 starring teen soap actors on the cw with one million episodes per season. that's real television. if they made that shit now it would be like six episodes on apple tv and glen powell would be in it. so count your fucking blessings.