love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

Commenting "may this type of love never find me" under your high school classmates engagement photos

theatre kids are all like “its my comfort musical” and then watch as the main character goes through genuine psychological torture for two hours that is only lightened by the fun catchy music underscoring it all

im so hungry i can eat a 304 page novel about a boy that takes a pill sized supercomputer to get the girl he likes only to neglect his best (and only) friend and fumble the girl

oh jeremy heere the character u are

the results came back: the doctor says the beating of my heart echoes the beating of the drums

citizens I checked the weather app and apparently there's one more day before the storm