just another gay barista

horses are terrible. they’re buff and smoove and i hate looking at and seeing them

they’re like big hard dogs with no soul and awful homunculus teeth. miss me with that shit

yesterday someone told me horses “have friendly faces” and that’s the least human opinion ive ever heard

horses are like if a race of men were twisted into animals for profaning a dark god in a time before time

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life

being scared of dentists and the dark as well as pretty girls and starting conversations is wlw culture

literally like…. you don’t need to put toxic in front of something that’s already bad. you wouldn’t say “non-toxic heteronormativity” because it’s a social structure not a type of children’s glue. i am begging people on here to read the words you type before you post them

i cant wait for elon musk to be the first man to die on Mars when the Curiosity rover, enraged by his presence, smashes his space helmet with a rock 

me requesting a song up in the club: hey do you have the prince of egypt soundtrack?

In gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife)

I think I’m just gonna go back to my “sports are mostly for assholes” teenage nerd attitude after literally thousands of sports fans just destroyed part of a major city because they liked how That Ball Get Kick Good. Not even gonna get into the fact that police broke out more violent tactics against completely peaceful protests (except I just did) or the president’s recent words tying sports into patriotism and even military loyalty (JESUS) or the billions of dollars that get sunk into Ball Get Kicked instead of science or medicine or people in need. The “industry” surrounding sports needs to die. Sports should be something kids and friends do to relax not a miniature intranational war.