and i control you

Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter

parents be like that’s the third parent in the family, my eldest daughter

parents be like that’s my parent, my eldest daughter

my dream is to live in a place where cute forest critters wander into my yard and make friends with my pets 

Anyone else hear that beat drop in their head or just me

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

I’m shocked!  Shocked, I tell you!

Ronald Reagan was a piece of shit.Fuck him, fuck his memory, fuck his legacy, and fuck all the fucking boomer shitfucks who enabled his destruction of so the middle class in America.

Not to mention devaluing the absolutely essential work that sanitation workers do.

Sanitation workers are true unsung heroes -they do jobs others want done but don’t want to do themselves.

Immediate serotonin

are you really a millennial/gen z kid if you haven’t binged john mulaney specials at 3am to cope with crippling depression?

i— are y’all okay???

you can only reblog this every day of the week

I will only accept a live-action Road to El Dorado movie if its directed by Taika Watiti bye

Do you have any idea how much chaotic gay energy a movie like that would have