Might Actually Be Staff

IT’S TODAY

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

beautiful british women named Battery Low are trying to contact me through my noise cancelling headphones

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that

happy easter everyone

Pokemon Heritage Post

when charles schulz said "all you need is love. but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt" and anthony bourdain said "your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. enjoy the ride" and mark twain said "part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like." when erma bombeck said "i am not a glutton- i'm an explorer of food," voltaire said "ice-cream is exquisite. what a pity it isn't illegal" and when kurt vonnegut said "you can't just eat good food. you've got to talk about it too. and you've got to talk about it to somebody who understands that kind of food."

the flesh is unwilling and honestly, the spirit isn't too keen on the idea either

[Tweet by Gillian Branstetter reads “If enforcing gender norms requires a constant state of surveillance and censorship then they probably aren’t as biological or innate as you think they are]

This post is now a work of political art that is just A+

"Why does this site have a reputation for transphobia?" - The site's literal owner, two hours ago