Boots, 29 She/Her. Hyperfixed. RIP Val Kilmer 🩵

NEW SHRIKEHART FIC ALERT NEW SHRIKEHART FIC ALERT!!!!

I KNEW I COULD TRUST YOU it’s the movie of all time for making rdj a bimbo twink, val kilmer a mean gay man, and michelle monaghan a sexy santa cosplayer

​god RDJ is so fucking twinky in it, you're right. he's so fucking stupid and big hearted. and the specific way terrible things keep happening to him but he tries SO HARD to be a good guy and protective and chivalrous.... which only ends with him getting the shit kicked out of him.

michelle monaghan. god this is my favorite role of hers. she's the dream girl, she's damaged, she's sexy, she's smart, and she has to wear stupid outfits and explain her ideas. she's so funny and great.

PERRY IS JUST. the heart of the movie? like for me the movie is actually about Perry and maybe its bc I'm always been affirmed by Perry? Like the entire movie is against him, and to me it feels like every gay joke is at the expense of the homophobes. But he is vERY gay, he's flamboyant, he's mean, he has mannerisms, he leers as hot asses-- but he's also The Competent One, he takes care of Harry and Harmony

and like there are so many Cinematic Parallels between Harmony and Perry. both intimidate Harry, they correct him and guide him, they shout at him when he's particularly fucking stupid. they also both get nearly identical "I'm not who you think I am" moments ("I'm not a nice man, Harry." "You think I'm amazing.")

AND IN THE END THE LAST PERSON WE SEE HARRY WITH IS PERRY, and he's touchy and grabs Harry's mouth and the absolute comfort there

Val Kilmer

We didn’t know how good we had it until it was too late.

I Miss him.

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