Fruity Bum Bum

your reproductive organs no more define you than the nuances of any other part of your body. they want us to believe that our bodies, our colors, our abilities make us psychologically distinct - that some people are inherently “better” by virtue of their physiology. this mindset is called eugenics, and it’s fascism.

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

Me too!

ASMR videos being popular and sought-after has to be the world's biggest prank against me. I fundamentally refuse to believe any of that is enjoyable. Hearing it turns me into an animal that needs to attack you so hard for Making those noises inside my ears.

Mukbangs are part of this same elaborate joke. But worse also because I Need to have sharp Claws and also a lobotomy of the part of my brain that limits the full human bite strength to deal with that one properly.

They don’t tell you this but in the United States there is an extremely low chance to encounter a vehicle shaped like a hotdog

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

i still would tbh