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Look I know this is a scientific publication but you don’t understand— we need to include milk and cookies in the photo. We have to. Otherwise the science suffers

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I think I'm burned out on having so many opinions. Going to have opinions on less things for a while. Sorry if that disappoints anyone.
Counterpoint: even more opinions, but on just one super specific thing.
That is what creates the most memorable scifi.
#yeah you would know all about that wouldn't you derin
Gimme another decade or two of practice and I'll write something so fucked up that it scars classrooms full of high school English students
I love when Leverage stops in the middle of an episode to explain a corrupt system or law or whatever so they're sure the audience knows exactly what's bad about it before they execute a cathartic revenge upon someone exploiting it. They're like hang on let me take a minute to explain the private prison industry and why it's so fucked up. Okay now back to the jailbreak and fucking over the rich private prisons guy
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I think one of the gentlest things in the world is when a friend just gets your weird little brain. like you say half a sentence and they finish it. you reference something incredibly niche from seven years ago and they’re already nodding. they understand your strange vocabulary for emotions that don’t have real words yet. it’s being seen and known and still loved. maybe especially because you’re known. god. what a gift.
Every time I'm forced by circumstance to hand-sew something, I remember a fairytale I once read. There are lead-up shenanigans as the humble protagonist helps small animals and meets the princess and all that, but in the climax, the princess rigs a contest for her hand by setting her own task: sew her a dress in a single night.
The noble suitors, who have never sewn a thing in their lives, sabotage themselves by their own ambitions: they choose difficult fabrics to work with and cut huge, elaborate patterns and select gems and pearls and beads to sew onto it, and snip such long bits of thread that they lose time detangling their stitches, and ultimately resort to pinning bits together as they run out of time, so that their offerings initially look beautiful and flashy, but when the princess tries them on they stick her with pin ends and fall apart as she moves.
The humble protagonist uses a very simple pattern without embellishments and sews using short lengths of thread (snipped off and threaded for him by little birds of course) which don't tangle and therefore save time. His dress is plain by contrast, but holds together and the princess is able to move freely in it, and so he wins the contest and her hand.
I particularly think about the bit about threading the needle with shorter lengths of thread, needing to tie off more often but avoiding tangles and thereby saving time.
I then ignore that piece of wisdom passed down through who knows how many years and proceed to cut the longest damn length of thread I can manage because I hate tying off beginning or ending knots and I will not subject myself to more of that even if it does mean more tangles along the way.
How to pronounce Celtic words and names
Step 1: Read the word. Step 2: Wrong.
A REAL LIST OF ACTUAL NAMES AND THEIR (approximate) PRONUNCIATIONS: Siobhan — “sheh-VAWN” Aoife – “EE-fa” Aislin – “ASH-linn” Bláithín - “BLAW-heen” Caoimhe - “KEE-va” Eoghan - Owen (sometimes with a slight “y” at the beginning) Gráinne - “GRAW-nya” Iarfhlaith - “EER-lah” Méabh - “MAYV” Naomh or Niamh - “NEEV” Oisín - OSH-een or USH-een Órfhlaith - OR-la Odhrán - O-rawn Sinéad - shi-NAYD Tadhg - TIEG (like you’re saying “tie” or “Thai” with a G and the end)
I work with an Aoife and I have been pronouncing it SO WRONG
As someone who is trying and failing to learn Gaelic, I feel like is an accurate portrayal of my pain.
This is the Anglicized spelling of a people who really fucking hate the English.
No, no, this is the orthographic equivalent of installing Windows on Mac.
The Latin alphabet was barely adequate for Latin by the time it got to the British Isles, but it’s what people were writing with, so somebody tried to hack it to make it work for Irish. Except, major problem: Irish has two sets of consonants, “broad” and “slender” (labialized and palatalized) and there’s a non-trivial difference between the two of them. But there weren’t enough letters in the Latin alphabet to assign separate characters to the broad and slender version of similar sounds.
Instead, someone though, let’s just use the surrounding vowels to disambiguate–but there weren’t enough vowel characters to indicate all the vowel sounds they needed to write, so that required some doubling up, and then adding in some silent vowels just to serve as markers of broad vs. slender made eveything worse.
They also had to double up some consonants, because, for example, <v> wasn’t actually a letter at the time–just a variation on <u>–so for the /v/ sound they <bh>. AND THEN ALSO Irish has this weird-ass system where the initial consonant sound in a word changes as a grammatical marker, called “mutation,” so they had to account somehow for mutated sounds vs. non-mutated sounds, which sometimes meant leaving a lot of other silent letters in a word to remind you what word you were looking at.
And then a thousand years of sound change rubbed its dirty little hands all over a system that was kind of pasted together in the first place.
My point is, there is a METHOD to the orthography of Irish besides “fuck the English.” The “fuck the English” part is just a delightful side-effect.
I love it when snarky quips lead to real info.
And moreover, there are some really good linguistic reasons why the Irish monks picked these particular letter combinations to stand for these particular sounds (note that this is based on a Scottish Gaelic course I took many years ago so bear with me if I get a few details wrong).
Let’s start with <bh>. Now, the Latin alphabet at the time didn’t have a letter for the /v/ sound, but it did have an alternative way of writing the /f/ sound, which was spelled <ph> when it was borrowed from Greek (for other historical reasons). Well, /p/ is a sound that’s produced by letting a burst of air out from behind your lips while your vocal cords aren’t vibrating (it’s a voiceless bilabial stop), and /f/ is a sound that’s produced by letting a small amount of air out from behind your teeth on your lips while your vocal cords aren’t vibrating (it’s a voiceless labiodental fricative). So <ph> is kind of like a more breathy <p> (/h/ is a fricative like /f/). And /b/ is the same as /p/ except your vocal cords ARE vibrating, the exact same way that /v/ is like /f/.
So <p> is to <ph> as <b> is to <bh>.
Adding <h> to a consonant to indicate a sound somewhat similar to the base letter was very common in post-Latin Europe: English, Irish, French, German, and many other European languages ended up with <ch>, <sh>, <th>, <gh>, <wh>, and so on. It just happens that some h versions are found in some languages and not others, and pretty much every language uses the h variations to stand for different sounds. (Especially “ch”).
Now let’s get to vowels. There are two groups of them: /i/ and /e/ are one group, while /u/, /o/ and /a/ are another. The traditional Gaelic (Scottish and Irish) terms for these groups are that /i, e/ are slender and /u, o, a/ are broad, but linguists also split them up, as front and back vowels.
Front vowels /i/ and /e/ tend to pull consonants along with them, in very many languages, especially /t/, /d/, /k/ and /g/. It’s a process called palatalization and there’s a whole Wikipedia article about it. So the <si> in words like “Sinead” is palatalized just like the <si> in Latin-derived words like “precision” (not to mention all the words in “-tion” and rapid speech pronunciations like “didja” and “gotcha”). Palatalization also explains why English has “hard” (=broad=non-palatalized) and “soft” (=slender=palatalized) pronunciations of <c> and <g>, which are split by the same set of vowels – compare “cat” “cot” “cut” with “ceiling” or “cite”. (The pronunciation of <g> is more complicated which is why no one can agree about “gif”.)
And English spelling also retains or adds a silent letter where it would cause palatalization confusion. Think about words like “peaceable”, “placeable”, “changeable”, “salvageable” – normally a silent “e” is dropped before -able (bribable, adorable), but it’s kept here. Or the “k” added in “mimicking”, “frolicking”, “picnicking” despite “mimic, frolic, picnic”.
Mutation (changing the initial sound of a word for grammatical effect) does seem to be particular to the Celtic branch of the Indo-European family tree, although various kinds of mutations are found in other languages.
Irish spelling looks weird if you take English as a starting point, but if you take Latin as a starting point (which it was), both Irish and English do different (but sometimes related) weird things.
And let’s not forget that much of this grief arose from trying to represent vowel sounds in an alphabet (Latin) that was borrowed from another alphabet (Greek/Etruscan) that was adapted from another alphabet (Phoenician) that was pretty just like “in the beginning, fuck vowels.”
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@literary-potato I’ve lived in Ireland my entire 24.5 years and I’ve never seen anyone spell Orlaith like that - and my name is literally Niamh, Naomh is neither an alternate spelling nor a masculine version. It means “saint”. Oh, and there’s a G on the end of Aisling.
@cosmonauthill As above posters have pointed out, making the conversion from Irish phonemes to Latin letters is a weird and not-straightforward process. As a result, there are often numerous ways to spell Irish names using Latin letters. (The variations in spelling are also probably due to the fact that, for a long time, people were pretty loosey-goosey about spelling and it’s only recently in history that we’ve gotten super fussy with precise, ‘correct’ spellings – see: the many spellings of Shakespeare.)
Aislin is a variant of Aisling that I’ve seen, although I’m aware Aisling is the more common version by far (I think I’m biased to the no-g spelling because my first exposure to the name was a non-g Aislin).
Orlaith has numerous acceptable spellings in use including the one I gave. I selected the one with an ‘f’ because it is the least intuitive spelling out there. (versus “Orla” which is pretty much phonetic) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orla_(name)
Naomh is not, as you rightly point out, a masculine or alternate version of Niamh. The two names are etymologically distinct, a fact which I considered mentioning but decided to omit because it disrupted the flow of the post. I lumped them together since it was a guide to pronunciation, not etymology (though on further research it appears some people pronounce Naomh differently, as “NAYV” or “NAHV”, and if you adhere to that pronunciation then yeah it shouldn’t be lumped with Niamh). Naomh is definitely a less common name than Niamh, but it is not unheard of. (Do a quick Facebook search – there’s plenty of profiles with people by that name, and judging by the last names and profile pics I’d guess they’re all Irish or of Irish descent, not American hipsters mis-spelling things to be cool). On further investigation, it also seems like there’s different pronunciations of Naomh floating around – “NAYV” or “NAHV” are also used.
A lot of the reasons for these spellings is actually history. For example, the distinction between broad and slender was originally a purely allophonic distinction, determined by adjacent vowels, so the use of silent vowels to distinguish broad and slender was derived initially from vowels that were originally present, and subsequently extended where needed
The use of bh for /v/ wasn’t someone simply copying the Latin ph. In fact, it originally wasn’t even spelled that way at all! The traditional Gaelic script used a dot above the letter rather than a digraph with h
This reflected a sound change that was also initially allophonic (and indeed, there was a period when it had become phonemic, but wasn’t yet indicated in the script, so b could be used for both sounds, and then that diacritic was adopted to distinguish the new sound, and then, of course, when new words were borrowed with the /v/ sound they logically used that same convention; using a diacritic was convenient since it made the change in spelling very minor and you could even add the diacritic to texts that didn’t make the distinction). When the traditional Gaelic script was replaced with the modern script, the dot diacritic was also replaced with a following h. That part was probably influenced by the use of consonant + h diacritics in other languages (especially English), but the fact that /v/ was indicated by an altered b was already there. That diacritic is still used, though, in contexts where the traditional Gaelic script is used
Because that historical lenition process is reflected in the grammatical phenomenon of mutation, the use of -h or the dot diacritic is quite useful, since an orthographic alternation between, e.g., an initial b- and an initial bh- preserves the relationship between the words much better than if it were something like b- and v-. Especially useful since several of the lenitions become homophones, if you’re looking up an unfamiliar word that occurs in lenited form, using a consistent orthographic representation (dot above or h) lets you easily figure out what the base form is. Dh and gh are pronounced the same, for example, but the use of that convention lets you know that if you encounter a word starting with dh- in its lenited form, you’d look it up in a dictionary with d-, and likewise gh- you look up under g-. If they were written the same way, you’d have to guess which letter the base form had
EDIT: Actually, I made an error on bh, although I was still correct about it not being a simple copying of ph. Quoting Wikipedia “In Old Irish, the overdot was only used for ⟨ḟ, ṡ⟩, while the following ⟨h⟩ was used for ⟨ch, ph, th⟩ and the lenition of other letters ⟨b, d, g, m⟩ was not indicated, lenition being generally understood due to word position (somewhat like in Danish). Later the two methods were used in parallel to represent lenition of any consonant (except ⟨l, n, r⟩) until the standard practice became to use the overdot in Gaelic type and the following ⟨h⟩ in Roman type. Thus the dotted letters (litreacha buailte “struck letters”) ⟨ḃ, ċ, ḋ, ḟ, ġ, ṁ, ṗ, ṡ, ṫ⟩ are equivalent to letters followed by a ⟨h⟩, i.e. ⟨bh, ch, dh, fh, gh, mh, ph, sh, th⟩.“
Either way, though, it’s still a representation of a sound change in Old Irish
My boss has a new boss who's been dropping in to check on how different sites are doing and I keep introducing her to the clients by going "This is Hank. Hank, this is my boss's boss, she's very important, please tell her nice things about me" and that's my big Autistic secret to professional networking. Letting them think you're funny
Other fun Professional Hacks:
"Networking" doesn't have to feel like one big huge façade of manipulation and lies. You just find people you like. The things you talk about don't even have to be related, you just gotta find people who you like working with who you might reach out to for questions or projects later.
You don't need to look professional and respectable or like a "real" adult. I like to just show up and make it clear I'm receptive to jokes and quirks and weird ideas, and the people who vibe with that usually come to me.
Introduce people you like to other people you like. Talk them up. You can tell your boss "This is Mike he kicks ass, he knows everything about this place, if you want to know something talk to him, if he ever quits we're stealing him"
I found can't think of a polite or socially normal way to say something, sometimes you can just say it like "I don't know if this is dumb or not but I don't know anything about this. Can you explain what you mean?", or "I was taught something different. Should I change how I've been doing it?". I've never had a negative reaction to this.
When in doubt, ask a weird question. "What's your favorite dessert food" is a p good one. Sometimes folks think I'm childish but at least they know what they're getting into and they know I'm not judging them.
Sometimes when higher-ups approach me with a stiff upper lip I'll test the waters with a "is your job as insane as it sounds" or something similar to remind them that I, a worker performing a role, and speaking to them, a worker performing a role. If they give a stiff and measured answer I stay distant and professional. If their performance cracks and their tone changes or they smile or laugh or give a funny reply I know I can relax and joke a bit too.
I still don't enjoy business stuff outside of the most basic day to day duties of my job and conventions n shit are still pretty draining but learning that other people are also following a script and the performance has room for "yes-and" type improv has helped a lot

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you want to abolish bus fares because it’s systemically and socially efficient, effective and desirable
i want to abolish bus fares so the drivers don’t have to process every rider and we can fucking get there faster
we are NOT the same
i would happily accept my taxes going up by six bob a day, more even, if it meant all buses were free and everyone just hopped on hopped off
a few doors down from me my neighbors have a squirrel bar nailed to the tree in front of the sidewalk, not exactly this but something like this:
it's been there for years and they never "stock" it so it's just sitting there. anyway, i thought it would be cute to make a little squirrel out of sculpey and leave it on one of the stools in the middle of the night. i also made a little sculpey beer bottle with its own label.
it lasted exactly one day and now it is gone. it didn't fall off, i stuck it on with tape. what do you think happened to it? your most fantastical and wrong answers only, please
HUGE NEWS HUGE UPDATE
squirrel REAPPEARED today... NOW PAINTED
i wanted to provide another update because there has been more activity at the nut bar
a few weeks ago i sculpted a new patron:
and put him in the bar. the next day he was gone. a couple weeks later he reappeared painted... but with ANOTHER new guest: a 3D printed squirrel based on the first one i sculpted (with a bottle!)
:)
yo i made rhis into a sweater
this is helpful to getting started on anything regardless of what you call it (from this post)
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green tiles.
the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second