Best thing about my dress up darling is absolutely the lack of a love triangle.
It's just Marin constantly being love struck like this!
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Best thing about my dress up darling is absolutely the lack of a love triangle.
It's just Marin constantly being love struck like this!

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based on >These< guys for a second there he thought… either Gerudo law has changed over time or Riju has a sense of humor!
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@sageofdeath1 !!!! Look!!!! THE GOODEST OF BOYS!!!!!
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I bet no amount of porn could have prepared Futaba for the real thing. Can we see her unpacking a throbbing, barely contained dick for the first time?
“O-Okay, oh gosh, I-I can do this..” Futaba was practically hyperventilating as she sat on the edge of the bed, her hands covering her face and shielding her innocent eyes of the raging beast inches from her face. Her heart was beating a mile a minute, and she immediately had to shut her eyes and hold back a squeak every time she looked through her fingers at the terrifying monster. She could do it, she needed to face her fears.
With a bright red face, Futaba slowly lowered her hands and came face to face with the monster, the final boss, her boyfriend’s crotch. He stood in front of her while she sat on the bed, her tiny body at the perfect height to get the perfect view of his long, massive bulge as it struggled against the fabric of his pants. Futaba had always been way to shy for something like this, nearly passing out from just kissing always meant more intimate stuff was off the table, until today! Today she was going to conquer her fears!
“A-Alright, I did a lot of research online, s-so I think I can do this.. A-All the quest requirements are met!” The bespectacled young redhead was referring to her her lack of pants, something she was still trying to hide, instead she was dressed in nothing but her loose fitting tank top, her thigh high socks, and a cute little pair of panties, a pair that never quite could fit her surprisingly large bubble butt.
“R-Right, let’s do this!” Futaba reached up with shaking hands and slowly undid her boyfriend’s belt buckle, looking up at him for confirmation that she was doing it right, to be met by a single hand reaching down to pat her head. “You’re right, I can do this! I promise I’ll make you feel really g-”
Futaba was too happy with the head pat to realize she had gotten to the most important part, pulling down the man’s boxers. So when suddenly her entire focus was placed onto the massive, throbbing, veiny, thick, steaming hot steel hard cock that unapologetically slapped down onto her face with a nice meaty thump, the tiny nerd could do nothing but stare at the beast with shock and worry, having never seen anything like it in real life.
“W-What..? Wh-Why is it so h-.. huge..?” Futaba had watched a good deal of porn in preparation for this moment. F-For research, of course! But, she hadn’t seen anything like this in the videos.. It went from her chin to her hair as it made her pretty face it’s new favorite spot to rest, the way it throbbed making it feel alive while the pure heat made her glasses fog up. She could feel how heavy it was just from where it laid on her face! And oh god, the smell~! The pure, raw, musky, masculine smell that filled her head with nothing but thoughts of wanting to sniff it more. She could have sworn her heart skipped a beat.
Futaba only snapped out of it when her boyfriend grabbed his cock by the base and slapped it against her face a few times playfully, letting what was really happening finally sink in and making her face go bright, cherry red.
“Th-That’s supposed to go.. i-inside?” Futaba looked down at her naval with worry and slight, poorly hidden excitement before looking back up at the beast. “A-Alright, there’s n-no turning back now! The final boss is done for!” With small nod of confidence, the redhead took her first step to being intimate with her boyfriend.
With a shaky hand, Futaba grabbed her boyfriend’s cock by the base, her small hand barely fitting around it as she leaned up and gave the tip one, chaste, quick kiss, looking up at the man the whole time. S-See? She could do this just fine! She’d seen a ton of videos, so she knew what the next step was.
Leaning down past the man’s precum dripping tip, Futaba went all the way down to his hanging nuts and gave them both a small kiss as well, before laying her small, wet, warm little tongue flat against his shaft and dragging it all the way to his tip, and then once again but faster, then again, and again until she had began lapping at his cock like a happy puppy. J-Just like an ice cream, just like an ice cream!
“A-Am I doing it right~?” The little nerd kept licking and licking, actually enjoying the flavor of her boyfriend’s precum as it dripped down his shaft and onto her tongue, but she decided to do something else from the videos, leaning back down to take on of his musky balls between her lips to gently suckle on while jerking him off. Until, with a wet pop and a gasp, Futaba leaned back to look at the monster one last time.
“U-Um, is it alright if we skip the part where it goes d-down my throat? I tried practicing, b-but I didn’t know you’d be this b-big! Let’s move onto the next part, o-okay? I-I feel like my heart is about to explode~!”
“W-Wait, hang on, I got something for this!” Futaba was trying not to pass out when she remembered something important, suddenly crawling up the bed without realizing she was quite literally wagging her massive, jiggly, silky smooth bubble butt at her boyfriend while she searched through the nightstand drawer until she finally found what she was looking for, a single condom. “Got it! I ordered this online just for this!”
“W-Will this even fit? A-And how do I open it?” Futaba didn’t realize that the man behind her had removed his shirt and pants completely and began climbing up on the bed behind her, still on her hands and knees while he kneeled behind her, his massive cock hovering over her jiggly ass before, with a loud clap, the man gave the NEET’s bubbly asscheek a nice firm smack.
“Aaaahhh~!!” The little nerd squealed loudly before looking over her shoulder at the man’s massive cock as it slapped down between her cheeks impatiently, her face going red once again while he leaned over her and and yanked the condom from her fingers, throwing it over his shoulder without a care. “H-Hey, my quest item!”
…
Loud clapping of flesh on flesh filled the room for the second hour along with a certain nerd’s loud, slutty, needy squeals and squeaks as she was thoroughly pounded into the mattress from behind, her fat ass jiggling and rippling as it clapped against her boyfriend’s narrow hips with each thrust. The bed rocked and knocked against the wall while the tiny nerd gripped the sheets for dear life.
The man’s massive cock pistoned in and out of the redhead’s tiny, virgin backdoor like a machine, his balls slapping against her dripping cunt with a loud slap while he fucked her balls deep, spanking her ass hard enough to leave handprints while she tried her best to not lose her mind. And failing, mind you.
“A-Aaaaahhh~!!! M-More~!! H-Harder~!! U-Use my butt more~!!” Futaba bit down onto the pillow, her glasses crooked on her face while drool dripped down her chin and tears down her cheeks. She’d seen a single video about anal sex.. She had no idea it felt so good~! She didn’t want him to stop fucking her ass~!! And as she came for the seventh time in 2 hours, Futaba knew this was the start of more and more learning like this~
Suddenly, with a grunt and a growl, the man slammed in balls deep one last time, flooding the girl’s insides with his hot, stringy, thick white cum, stuffing her full till it spilled out around his cock before he finally yanked it out, leaving her tiny hole a creamy, gaping mess.
Futaba looked over her shoulder at the man’s still hard cock, sweat dripping down both their bodies, and she gave him an adorable smile.
“C-Can we do that again~?”
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listen. this guy is the best character Pokemon’s ever introduced. his name is Larry. you have all these crazy-ass gym leaders and then there’s just just this one Normal Dude. he hasn’t slept in three days. he works a 9–5 office job and considers doing taxes fun. he wakes up and eats styrofoam on wheat toast for breakfast in the morning. he’s the only one who terastalizes his ace into a type it already has instead of a different type. his name is Larry
and then you find out that this milquetoast man
is also one of the best Pokemon battlers in Paldea
Persona 3 Fes - P3 FES
John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon
I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™
This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.
TRANSCRIPT:
JOHN MULANEY: I normally don’t notice people. I zone out constantly. Have you ever zoned out for a few minutes? I’ve been zoned out since 2014.
AUDEINCE LAUGHS
MULANEY: I just - all day long, I wander into traffic walking like Charlie Chaplin, listening to a podcast while thinking about a different podcast.
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MULANEY: I can zone out anywhere - I was at the doctor’s office, he was reading me the results of a blood test, it was important I listened, and I zoned out! I was like, “nah, I’m gonna stare at the wall and think my thoughts”.
AUDIENCE MEMBER WHOOPS
MULANEY: I was like, “huh. None of the Beatles had moustaches… but then one day, all of them had moustaches.”
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MULANEY: “That’s weird, I can’t think of a time a group has done that”. Some people in my life don’t want me to zone out as much - they want me to focus, and they want me to be in the moment, and they want me to do this by meditating. I don’t know if you’ve ever tried meditating, but I’ve been trying it. This is how you meditate, okay? You sit on the floor with your back perfectly straight, which I hate more than ISIS -
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MULANEY: I don’t like sitting up straight! Alright?! It’s never gonna happen! If meditating was sitting hunched over on the toilet with your elbow on your knee while kind of looking at your phone, I’d be the Dalai Lama.
AUDIENCE LAUGHS/APPLAUDS
MULANEY: I don’t like sitting up straight. So you sit up straight, and you breathe, and this helps you stay in the moment. Don’t bother! The moment is mediocre at best!
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MULANEY: I mean, it’s fine. Let’s all try right now - let’s all be in the moment, in silence, right now. [A HALF-SECOND PAUSE] Sucked, right? Not fun at all!
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MULANEY: That was boring! You gotta zone out! You have an imagination! You have a movie theatre in your brain that plays fake arguments that you win.
AUDIENCE LAUGHS/APPLAUDS
MULANEY: Have you ever just been sitting there thinking about something for twenty, twenty-five minutes, and all of a sudden you’re like “oh my god, I’m driving!” and you remember? You’re like -
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MULANEY: “I’m going seventy-five miles an hour! I have been for a while! I could’ve changed so many lives!” Sometimes, my wife - I have this wife - she’ll be like, “are you watching the road?” and I’m always like, “I am looking through the windshield.”
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
MULANEY: “And I’m not gonna hit anyone, but no. I’m thinking about the Beatles.”
Hey @vulpeculavolans added a transcript to this AND THAT IS SO AWESOME THANK YOU SO MUCH!
“I’m gonna stare at the wall and think my thoughts.” Is my true ADHD/Autism experience lmaoooo

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Every so often a note will blow through my notifs telling me “Um actually the water is only radioactive at the bottom so it’s perfectly safe to swim here” yeah bitch swim in the reactor pool see if I fucking care
The bottom quote is from Randall Munroe’s What If? blog and later his book by the same name