Serve It

Mrs. Ronson, I know Timmy was supposed to get off at seven, but he started a new project despite me telling him his shift was over, and he simply insists on finishing the job, so he’s on his knees bustin’ it but I promised I’d call you to let you know he’s really engaged in the hard work ahead of him and for you not to worry about his supper, I’ll make sure he gets fed.  You have a good night now.  

Excuse me, Sir, I'm looking for a nice pairing with man milk, could you make a recommendation? Oh yes, that looks to be an excellent vintage, may I?

when the lawn guy said he intended on seeding everything in the back yard, I didn't expect he meant my face too, but I'm glad he did