the lyrical timelord

we are so fucking back baby

Jesus was killed on a 3D cross. I get what you're saying but the Romans very much kill Jesus in the third dimension.

in the evil world beanie babies would be called meanie babies

i love that i can just start off sentences with phrases like “in the evil world” and not elaborate at all, because people just get what i mean. like yeah yeah, the evil world, we all know it. the world thats just like ours but evil. we’re all familiar. 

op didn’t add a link so here’s a link to his patreon where all of his minis are free to download please support him if you can

they are so close to getting it

This is also such a succinct demonstration of how different forms of authority and axes of oppression all form the same overarching system and need thorough intersectional opposition instead of trying to take bits down piecemeal

it’s DIRT

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their strange gift. ‘yes we love it thank u’

@diseonfire future?

if sparkling water has 1,000,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1 hater i am that hater. if sparkling water has 0 haters i am no longer on this earth. LIKE and SHARE if you are a TRUE SPARKLING WATER HATER

This is so well put I am stunned