Must be free!

I get so uncomfortable when customers start referring to me as my name. Like, I know it’s right there for you to read, but please don’t. I don’t know you, you don’t know me, let’s not do this

Working retail has really shown me how twisted people can get. How much someone can target you, no matter how much you try to do to please them. How quickly work “friends” can stab you in the back and step over you. That’s not called “getting the job done” that’s called being a bad person.

when you say hello to a customer and they reply with “I’m just looking.” 

When you get off work and you’re getting food and you have to continuously stop yourself from greeting everyone who walks in the door

when you ask a customer “did you find everything ok?” and they respond with “i think i found everything a little too okay ! ahahah” and you have to fake laugh while internally you are begging for Death™️

One time I used my retail voice on a coworker and she was like, “Don’t use your customer voice on me, I know you’re dead inside like the rest of us, it’s just frightening and weird”

The other day I asked for a table for two in my customer voice and the waitress squinted at me and I cleared my throat and said “Sorry, still in service mode” and she dropped hers and we swapped stories about our day and my boyfriend was like “You two just became two entirely different people in like .5 seconds…”

My customer voice and my actual voice ARE two different people. 

I work at a burger joint. One time when working front counter, I went to the back to switch out the Sprite. While I was gone, a customer came in and grabbed all of the gift cards that were on display. I rang up his order, then he tried to use the gift cards to pay for his meal. He was very confused when none of them worked. I asked if he had activated them. He got pissed and marched off, so I was like, okay, whatever. Later I checked the men’s room to empty the trash. Turns out that guy clogged the toilet with the cards, took a shit, and flushed again. The whole restroom was flooded with his shit water. I had to clean it up.

I saw an ad on TV for this the other day… Yikes! I actually switched to Fresh News litter. It’s better for the environment (recycled newspaper) and hardly any tracking. Plus, super easy to clean up because it’s big pieces. Better all around and makes having a kitty a much nicer experience as far as their litter goes.

I’d like to come forward as the original anon who said this, because I totally thought your answer to it was sarcastic & this is actually fabulous. You’re welcome, Lol.

thanks for the idea again! (sorry im sarcastic a lot yikes)

An ice cold one.