A Perfect Waste

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

Is your therapist washing you?

used her hand sanitizer

im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face

creating a bare-bones socialist compound for your Sims to live in as radical praxis

im like 99% sure this photoset drops in image quality every time it passes my dash

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

I hate it when I see an unflattering pic of me and my friends are all like what no you look fine!!! you look normal! it’s like……damn……so I’m that ugly all the time 

did this person break up their own relationship

isn’t this the plot of the pina colada song

I would like to know the conclusion of this tale