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I’m 21 and I am just now seeing a snake drink water for the first time…

I’ve probably reblogged this before but I love him so much

Why did they bother making any other trailers?

This really delights me.

for the next Reboot That Makes Men Angry I’d like to submit for your consideration Lupita Nyong'o as Indiana Jones

and she steals artifacts from museums and returns them to their rightful cultures

Oh my god, imagine the Indiana Jones temple-robbing scenes in reverse! She walks through the Scorpion pit, she ducks under the swinging axe, she jumps the spike trap… She pulls the idol from her bag and gently places it back on the altar. Then she walks out without looking back while all around her, the temple settles back down into tranquility.

The beginning of the movie would start with a heist to rob the museum which would make it a double adventure heist movie.

This is what we are here for

every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

szechuan sauce frappe bc the cartoon science man like it

SOUND ON

omg ! i love Pearl from Steven Universe

Here’s a cool trick to see if a man actually respects you: try disagreeing with him

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

can I volunteer to be a penguin

I love everything about this post.

If I fail to reblog this it is because I am dead. 

The perfect post

“What’s your spirit animal?” We’re white Rebecca we don’t have spirit animals ask me what my fursona is like you meant to ask u fucking coward

This is the funniest thing ive ever seen.