every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

the true meaning of this post will be revealed in 2016

sorry. i forgot.

stop being patriotic. idiot

I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird

“what’s your aesthetic” it’s super niche actually it’s called clothes i like. hope this helps

WHAT is wrong with you. It is so attractive

fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.