Land of Rails and Breeze

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Seriously, Strippin?

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Seriously, Strippin?

[SS]: You’d only know ｐ̷ａ̶ｉ̶ｎ̴ , not just ｎ̷ｏ̸ｔ̴ｈ̶ｉ̵ｎ̴ｇ̵

[SS]: …

[SS]: That’s why I’m friggin ｄ̷ｏ̸ｉ̷ｎ̴ｇ̴ it!

[SS]: So I can ｄ̸ｏ̷ something that affects not just ｍ̷ｅ̴, but ｅ̶ｖ̶ｅ̷ｒ̵ｙ̸ｂ̸ｏ̷ｄ̵ｙ̵.

[SS]: So I can change things.

[ME]: sounds painful.

[SS]: And, of course, I do have a ｓ̵ｅ̶ｃ̶ｒ̸ｅ̵ｔ̴ weapon.

[SS]: Shhｈ̷ｈ̴ｈ̶hｈ̷ｈ̴ｈ̶.

[SS]: =)

[SS]: Althou gh I was ｔ̵ｈ̵ｉ̵ｎ̵ｋ̸ｉ̷ｎ̴ of ｄ̴ｏ̸ｏ̸ｍ̸ｉ̵ｎ̷ｇ̸ us tｏ̸ｏ̸.

[SS]: To float through the ravages of ｐ̴ａ̶ｒ̶ａ̶ｄ̸ｏ̶ｘ̸  space, knowing ｎ̷ｏ̸ｔ̴ｈ̶ｉ̵ｎ̴ｇ̵, being ｎ̷ｏ̸ｔ̴ｈ̶ｉ̵ｎ̴ｇ̵…

[ME]: dunno, i quite like knowing stuff. and being me. you can do what you want i guess, long as it doesn't affect anyone but you.

A few things have happened.

A particular electrical demigod has explained in two parts the life and times of a particular solutionist, and how recent events may have made things rather interesting.

Now-

Everyone gets a message.

[solvingSynergist has started pestering you!]

[SS]: In case you were ｗ̴ｏ̷ｎ̸ｄ̵ｅ̸ｒ̵ｉ̴ｎ̶ｇ̵ about how I am doing, just like everyone ｅ̴ｌ̶ｓ̵ｅ̸ interested in my own ｐ̴ｒ̸ｉ̷ｖ̵ａ̷ｔ̷ｅ̶ affairs,

[SS]: I’ll field your ｃ̸ｕ̴ｒ̸ｉ̴ｏ̶ｕ̵ｓ̷ questions.

[SS]: As a ｓ̸ｔ̶ａ̷ｒ̴ｔ̴.

[SS]: Yes, I am going to destroy and ｄ̴ｏ̷ｏ̸ｍ̶ the troll session.

[ME]: this what striffin was talking about when he said he was skipping town?

[TP]: that is correct yyes

[TP]: rails? obviouslyy gonna be amazing!

[ME]: answer: nothing.

[ME]: who knows? you could always ask the others.

[TP]: try and get grist too byy the wayy so yyou can get more things

[ME]: what the fuck is that black thing.

[TP]: that is correct yyes

[TP]: gg strippin gg

[TP]: oh now i got text sayying “the land of rails and breeze”

[TP]: im not sure what it means but

[ME]: huh. guess that’s where i am then.

[TP]: rails? obviouslyy gonna be amazing!

[ME]: answer: nothing.

[ME]: who knows? you could always ask the others.

[TO]: everything’s going okay i guess.

[TO]: it’s weird to not be playing this game with you though

[ME]: it's just rude.

[ME]: speaking of the other guys, be careful around parv, alright?

[TP]: that is correct yyes

[TP]: now yyou ‘put the totem on the pedestal on the alchemiter’

[TP]: to quote this source that got this far

[TP]: (thank yyou TT)

[TP]: but uh i believe the alchemiter was the huge circle thing

[TP]: i cant do much else so

[ME]: yeah, it’s the big circle thing.

[ME]: oh thanks nilesy. real help.

He captchalogues the totem, running to the kitchen to drop it on the Alchemiter. It makes a 50 pound weight.

[ME]: oh yes. this is it. my time to shine.

[TP]: gg strippin gg

[TP]: oh now i got text sayying “the land of rails and breeze”

[TP]: im not sure what it means but

[ME]: huh. guess that's where i am then.

[TT] As ready as I’ll ever be.

[TT] I still think this is a very bad idea.

[ME]: yo. strippin here, obviously.

[ME]: sburb’s going pretty well so far. i mean aside from the two holes in my house that nilesy made. you?

[SS]: My own server player p͏̨̡́͜l̸̨̕͟à͝ý́͞e҉͡͠ŗ̢͡ ̢̕͞͡͡n̨̕͠o̵̸͏̷͟t́͜͞ ̢҉f̸̴͞͡o͟͟͝ư̧̕͞n͟͡d̢̧̕͞ wrecked quite a lot of valuable machinery in the Solution Towers! If I hadn’t stopped them in time, my home would look just like the rest of the wastes on this land!

[SS]: Aside from that, I’m just attemptin’ to progress on my land quest as far as possible.

[SS]: If you ever run into any issues, I can help to the best of my ability. Seeing as, you know, I am in a different instance of the medium, but don’t discount what I can do. =D

[SS]: Heard anything interesting from the brightly colored things on your land/yuor session?

[ME]: sounds like you've got a handle on things as per usual.

[ME]: i'll definitely pester you if i run into a problem i can't deal with.

Occasionally.

[TP]: that is correct yyes

[TP]: aaaall of them

[TP]: but in all seriousness i think thats used for the sewing machine of death

[TP]: the few sources that made it this far says that ‘the totem is used in the totem lathe’

[TP]: which means you put the thing in the sewing machine

[TP]: of death

The totem is clamped into the lathe, and the card is put into the slot. The machine whirs to life and creates a curved totem.

[TP]: now yyou ‘put the totem on the pedestal on the alchemiter’

[TP]: to quote this source that got this far

[TP]: (thank yyou TT)

[TP]: but uh i believe the alchemiter was the huge circle thing

[TP]: i cant do much else so

[ME]: yeah, it’s the big circle thing.

[ME]: oh thanks nilesy. real help.

oh fuck where did we put the alchemi- NEVERMIND

He captchalogues the totem, running to the kitchen to drop it on the Alchemiter. It makes a 50 pound weight.

[ME]: oh yes. this is it. my time to shine.