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My mom always said swearing was only a cheap laugh and true comedy isn’t swearing.

I want cheap laughs. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#fuck #swearing #shitpost #sillyposting #silly

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verminedev

dragon-in-a-fez

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

silkysong

which littlest pet shop are you choosing in pokemon winds and waves coming 2027

whitepeopletwitter

samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva

Wait, it got better.

libertineangel

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

horizon-penblade

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

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@hellsite-hall-of-fame

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weissmochi

Gecqua. Gecqua, look at me.

Look at this. Look at it. You see Swampert?

That is the maximum amount you're allowed to stand up. Your spine remains at 45º tops. No more. I'M BEGGING YOU.

imaging using your queue and drafts, nah baby this is all spur of the thought

pukicho

Do you think love exists

Yeah man. Love is simply when you like something twice.

transmascmarypoppins

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

cecilsrandomeverything

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

spacefinch

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

chatblancofficial

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

huewrite

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

As will I.

WAIT

“post” ahh post

emmy altava from professor layton!

Emmy Altava (Professor Layton) HATES AI!

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axe-0l0tl

PMD fans is this us?

thememedaddy

how the hell do i tumblr????? do i pour water in it or somethig

I keep forgetting about this site haha its like i have a life or something

pathetic

Hey guys! What- *a sudden bout of period cramps makes me clutch my stomach in agony* OOGH OWIE!!!

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why do parents think you'll never guess a plot twist on an old movie like 'oh you'll never see it coming'

I literally have OC lore like this and I guessed it halfway through the movie

OK so have you guys ever wondered how vampires suck blood? I know it's through the fangs but like HOW??? Is it like a straw, do they have holes on the bottom of their fangs?????? Do they have fang pores???????? TELL US. WE NEED A SHOW THAT EXPLAINS THIS NOW!!

#vampires #TELL US #how do you even do THAT?!?!#science side please explain #vampire side please explain #fanfic writers tell me

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