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love how some parts of intimacy are so instinctive. neil josten, virgin and all, knew to go for Andrew’s neck. 10/10 no notes

Exy collegiate royalty is invited to take one of those "which exy superstar are you most like" quizes for an online channel. Kevin day gets himself, is somehow sad he didn't get Jeremy Knox, Neil Josten seems happy with his results -he got Kevin Day-, Jean Moreau is dissatisfiedly saying something in French -he also got Kevin Day.

"Who's humanizing who in that relationship, anyway?" will never not be nicky's funniest line

Jeaneil’s dynamic is such that if any of the Trojans ever ask when was the last time Jean spoke to Neil, he undoubtedly says some shit like, “I go to great lengths to avoid speaking to that devil child more than is absolutely necessary,” but then like a week later his housemates get into an argument in the kitchen while Jean is doing homework on his laptop and he suddenly goes, “You may not want to discuss that here; I am on a Skype call with Neil.” Laila turns to him, incredulous, because “I thought you didn’t speak to him??” but Jean just answers very seriously, “We are not speaking.”

Kevin Day writes self insert fanfiction where he walks downstairs in the morning to find out the Moriyamas have sold him to the USC Trojans.

something something declan lynch kevin day

pining andrew...eyes following neil when the other isn't looking...hours on the roof trying to get him out of his head...picking out his clubbing outfits and hating how good he looks in them...memorizing the color of his eyes so that even when he's wearing contacts andrew can imagine the real thing...no other notes...

can you believe we get andrew falling asleep around neil for the first time like in canon. like that actually happens during neil's freshman year. andrew trusting him and feeling safe enough to sleep near him and then share a bed with him. not even just share a bed with him when neil grabs his arm andrew doesn't even have an averse reaction. like yeah they were both woken up by renee at the same time so it wasn't like andrew was asleep but he just. blinks at him. LIKE AHGUAAJHGFSHGUAHGU. exploding them with my mind.

"that doesn't mean i wouldn't blow you" is an iconic confession for a lot of reasons but i love that andrew obviously picked his wording so so carefully there to avoid admitting any feelings involved and then neil's demisexual ass just totally bypasses that and he responds saying "you like me." WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT ANDREW WAS TRYING TO AVOID ADMITTING.

i still think its hilarious how neil went 'kevin and i talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time' because they literally never do. he just made that up and dragged kevin under the bus as well for no fucking reason other than to be dramatic.