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There is something about sunlight that makes life seem just a little less horrible

it’s the vitamin d bitch

gold jewelry? on dark skin? ICONIC

YIKESSSSS

hum what the fuck?

I work at ULTA it’s true return that shittttt!! Get ya money back!!

Erik Killmonger could text me “You awake?” at 2:05AM and I’d answer at 2:03AM

Gays can’t drive but bisexuals are speed demons I’ll run ur ass off the road honey I️ got places to be

This is really important

Happy black history month

this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.