💕 butterfly💕

you have to remember that when you’re that tiny… pretty much any bad thing that happens to you is LITERALLY the WORST thing that has ever happened in your life. they have no perspective. everything is awful. help them

#everything is happening for the first time and they cant even google it  

sorry i can’t relate to mean people. i can understand not being openly friendly but how can you go out of your way to actively be so mean….on purpose….for fun….aren’t u exhausted …

My Aunt Is Like This.

They sound like they are saying okurrr

the shape of water’s fishman looks like he’d wait till the third date to have sex and when we did it’d be in the candlelight with a handpicked lovemaking playlist on in the background meanwhile venom looks like he’d raw me in a gas station bathroom at 3am

Can everyone on this site just shut up

ADIOS MF

Reminder everybody that duckduckgo.com exists and doesn’t track you and  doesn’t store your search history. This is good for counter-surveillance reasons, but it also confuses the hell out of advertisers. If you don’t like the search results you get on duckduckgo, you can always search something there and add “!g” to the end of the search and it will route the search through Google, but still will not track you. This is a really easy thing almost everybody can do to resist government surveillance and advertiser tracking.

I love seeing videos of pandas being manhandled

he loves you give him a hug you monster

good morning girls our idealized selves can be our actual selves if we’re disciplined enough to put the work in 😘

literally why can’t i just make a post? does anyone know why i can’t just make a post? i’d like to just make a post and not have people read between the nonexistent lines with a magnifying glass, does anyone know why that isn’t possible? can anyone help me? someone please help me