MOVED to @no1canbreakyou

Fuck you, man. Scrambles your dna and turns you into something that looks human and acts human but everyone around you knows you aren't.

A warning

tomorrow

Official ominous sign

if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?

tumblrites can have a little intertextuality as a treat

*me shoving transitive properties into my purse* sorry, I have to go

We owe the reddit refugees an apology for making them see posts like this

no we don’t this shit is enrichment in their new enclosure

*slaps roof of Tumblr* This baby can fit so many rare vintages, you just have to go deep enough, there are some great memes in the cellar, come see

Stuffed animals will see a crack between the bed and the wall and go “is anyone gonna fall into that?” And not wait for an answer

5 am is the best time to get the drill out and hang stuff up because it's when the walls are at their softest

apparently computers do dream of electric sheep

I’m glad that my hard drive dying got 79k funnyman points