In God We Thrust

Selin from the idiot is autistic and that’s why she’s an overthinking late bloomer. In this essay I will…

never forget the thinkpiece about the iowa writers workshop / mfa programs in general being 100% cia psyops because op was yelled at for larping thomas pynchon instead of listening to critique from the professors in the program that he himself chose to attend. his sacrifice. his bravery

Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

every sunday afternoon this gets like 4,000 additional notes

Who won the custody battle for y/n when one direction broke up

This is probably the most culturally important thing I’ll ever seen in my lifetime if I’m being honest. I want this affixed over my mantle, embroidered into my denim, and emblazoned into my flesh so that generations to come may never forget this 1938 gem of an illustration. Put this on my gravestone and name my children after Alfo Di Gennaro. This is what it’s all about.

the sinking feeling you get when you google an author and it says graduate of iowa writers workshop

Why do people dislike sheldon he’s just some guy with the ocean’s strongest autism

y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up

boyliking is a full time job, and brother, I’m doing overtime