NOAQ

You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?

take a nap

you just woke up

take a nap

too busy watering my own grass to check if yours is greener

I will always reblog this

I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me. 

in another thread, this user writes: my name is Dog, and wen its tea, i hope they giv sum foode to me - i hope they shair befor its gon - they never do. i dont get non. :( and then replies to their own comment: my name is Cow, and this is tru - my caynine frend, its up to yu. so just be brayve and smart insted - and be like me. i lik the bred.

now i’m falling asleep and she’s calling a crab and he’s having a smoke and she’s kissing the crab

lol im the customer

Okay let me know if you have any questions !

I read this as a “fucking space invasion” and watched the video for several minutes looking for the spaceships before I thought to recheck the caption