Nkromancer's Stuff

i cast a really tiny fireball and it didnt do fucking anything

i miss my wife so bad

Have you considered starting a gas leak before casting tiny fireball? Or perhaps opening with the chemomancy spell Separate Elements, targeting the air to get a good bit of nitrogen and oxygen, both highly flammable elements?

I wish they would make Pokémon go but include all of the little guys, and not just the Pokémon ones.

They could just call it 'Go', I guess.

And then you could just say "go to the polls" and it would be regular.

Reblogging bc of how much I love this. I love how you put the air symbol in his eye. I love how the golden feathers look like a helmet and how it correctly implies that the sword is a part of him.

Dude those hungry chicks over there are totally imagining us as big talking ham hocks

Dude don’t look now but I think theyre both stalking towards us with cutlery and stone ground Dijon mustard

Dude if they offer us a bath, I bet you money it's gonna be a big bubbling witch cauldron full of vegetables.