Dragons

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it

what’s the big deal about being avoidant. like ohhhh im dodging the bullet quick everyone lets mock the bullet dodger

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

play toys ?

come play toys

the prince of darkness commands you

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

i have a bunch of disgusting ideas if anyone's interested

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

oh god i just realized ive been posting on corporeal tumblr this whole time 🤦

Oh! I thought you just lost your login and decided to just stay on corporeal instead.

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You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.

life is nothing without eroticism and whimsy