thank you for coming to my this #mythis

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

hey man can i bum a couple of fire arrows

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

I think the university course database should have a filter to only show classes taught by extremely old people who are insane

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat