nicole from celeste

shitty brat demanded chocolates/sweets from me at MY FUCKING HOUSE. crazy. anyway I told them to fuck off because I need to protect myself from pedojacketing allegations and anyway I have like sex in my house and such so the whole place is pretty inappropriate so i told them about the no kids allowed sign i erected and they just laughed at the word 'erected' and honestly that set me off because thats an nsfw (not safe for work) joke which minors shouldnt be engaging with

coincidentally my fan (enamored with me) was sitting in a nearby bush taking pictures through my windows while i was showering and then caught me having interacted with a minor in my mdni house (they were on my mdni porch not inside my house (mdni)) and added this to a big Google Teams sheet that all my other fans (enamored with me) are working on to compile information about my life. unfortunately as far as I understand, a bad actor infiltrated their circle and used this information for evil

reblog to shrink a trans woman down to one inch tall so she can be the tiniest conductor in her model train set

joi videos? yes i would love to watch a joy video with you. what a beautiful concept. a joy video

I once went to a petting zoo and got sooo confused. I didn't know where goat ended and human began. I fed a child dried oats.

Okay

I cried until I threw up

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

i don't really think it's like that at all

littles on mtv be like hi welcome to my crib

posting

your honour, my client is guilty... *puts on sick shades* ...of being innocent!!! 😎😝🤙🔥💅💯💥💥💥

Indiana Jones and the temple of who cares