The Heavens Will Quake

I just choked on my sandwich holy shit

one shot, one kill

Damn

what am I gonna do? play de getarr?

see i only [unintelligible] MESH NIGHT 

he had to think of two examples of sugary snacks and the second one he came up with was “cheeseburger”

call jg wentworth, 877 ass now

877 ass now

i have a structured settlement and i need. ass. now.

Lmfao

I’ll never get over this!!!

wonder showzen was amazing

Horny in Maine

stephen king’s latest best seller

Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.

no

This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage

Literally A N Y nerdy tv show y'all always idolize the MOST unfortunate fucking foot ass looking quasimodo ass motherfucker I’m deleting

this is all I think about when I watch this show

iono know bout all that sir

It look like she can grip a baseball bat with her feet

@woodmeat

This is ruining my life

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death note au where everything is the same except the death note is a password journal