[Sans Nom 1]

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

so you’re saying deodorant is the reason none of us can find love 

dont think it means your sweaty body odor. It means just your natural body odor. 

pretty sure a lack of deodorant is why some of yall cant find love

i’m always that person that no one is ever dying to talk to. like I could probably go the entire day without receiving a single text or phone call from anyone trying to check up on me or anything

Same

easily

being everyone’s second choice sucks ):

I'm my first choice