this blog isn't a safe space for zionists i literally hope you die

there used to be a website called weheartit

I really like how classical orchestra conductors are either the most clean-cut and polished-looking people you've ever seen, or look like they were just freshly dusted off after being dragged out of a drunk tank in 19th century Paris after personally fistfighting Victor Hugo for reasons that neither party can remember anymore.

The second group are the best conductors though - I'll die on that particular hill.

I should clarify that I didn't mean the latter in any negative sense - I'm mad that I can't pull off that kind of a look. I'd look like that too if I could.

My Haunted Amulet is asking for Inappropriate pictures

well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better

No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny

posts that are significantly funnier with timestamps. what the fuck was i doing on christmas posting this