Bring me that horizon! ☠

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

“look: i’m a sphinx”

you’re right that was important

did they ever figure out how to put thoughts into words. did they ever get on top of that

there used to be things to watch on youtube

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

They should invent a person who is sexually attracted to you and also cares about you as a person

does anyone know how to go to sleep

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

childaborting hips

Except, critically, at bedtime.

ohhh I understand . the point of life is music

Can I come over and be really disappointing

Man kann ja über die deutsche Literatur sagen was man will aber Märchen haben schon sehr damit gekocht, dass der standard Abschlussatz "Und wenn sie nicht gestorben sind, dann leben sie noch heute." geworden ist. Großartige Anreihung von Worten. Ja, I guess wenn sie nicht gestorben sind, dann leben sie noch heute. Kann man nichts gegen sagen. Waren sie glücklich bis ans Ende ihrer Tage? Wer weiß! Aber solange sie nicht gestorben sind dann leben sie noch. Logischer Rückschluss oder so.

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt