Cy the press

anthy would ask utena “would you still love me if i was a worm” during their nighttime philosophical talks and then get privately mad at utenas answer no matter what it was

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half

In elementary school, my best friend and I had this game we would play where we were school supplies living inside a child's desk and going on slice-of-life adventures inside it. And I remember that a key component of our school supply society was a sort of religious schism that existed around the purpose and nature of the giant hand that occasionally reached in to grab different citizens, use them, and then return them, because most school supplies considered this an auspicious and enviable moment of being selected for a greater purpose and allowed a glimpse of a vast truth, but pencils considered it a horrible portent of doom because they always got sharpened during it and came back smaller and closer to death. We were third graders btw.

which means if i chunk this rock at him

Reminder that this was so iconic that when Dragonball FighterZ released, one of Krillin’s moves is just “overhand chuck a rock” and it’s one of his best moves for hitting the opponent on their wakeup

Contemporary art haters will be like "i don't get it" and then not read the title or artist statement or the medium or the year or

It even crashes like a car in a ps2 game