everything is a reference when you're crazy

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

yaouch! that hurts me when you hit me until I'm blood

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

this is america son you rip that cart til it tastes like pool liner gotdammit

have a good rest of ur scroll & i hope u live a long life & i hope all ur dreams come true farewell