Overthrower Of Kingdoms

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING

guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works

I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :’)

woah the notes let’s hope my wish comes true

prv. 6thbaddie

✨🌺✨

.

N

please please please

Please.

Please

Please

I may be a failure but at least I’m not The Emoji Movie (2017).

are you a truce or goner person? a guns for hands or kitchen sink person? a red eyeshadow or black neck&hands person? are you a friend, please or taken by sleep person? a prove me wrong or tear in my heart person? ukulele or piano person?

as an imagine dragons fan i am never seen not in a full dragon costume

@rainbowhoodgirl we need to dress as actual pilots

OH MY GOD

fucking physics engine exploit!!???

@daswarschonkaputt

This is bullshit. Dogs and cats are both GREAT

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

eternal classic

For those not in the know, Beethovens “Moonlight Sonata” is a high level pianist piece that not just any tom dick or jane can play.

You know those piano pieces that sound hard but are actually easy once you get it (e.g. River Flows In You by Yiruma)? Moonlight Sonata is the exact opposite.

I have the musical talent of a potato ( no, wait, half a potato) but I am constantly in awe of people like my sis who can make instruments make wonderful noises.

I just saw a fic tagged with “lemon” on AO3, and it was so jarring my whole being just astral projected back to 2003

#at least you know they are of a decent age to be writing a ‘lemon’ if they call it a ‘lemon’

What the hell is a lemon

You’re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.

My guy, my dude, he’s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.

Andy’s mom clearly said Woody wasn’t for sale and kept him in a locked box so nobody could take him. Al distracted Andy’s mom with a skateboard crash and then proceeded to pick the lock on the box and stole him.

Al also turned off the fences at Jurassic Park and psychologically tormented Jerry Seinfeld for years on end.

Al is a big bad chicken man